Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Legend of Rinkey Blumen

He was born in Birmingham, Alabama, to Russian immigrant parents in late 1912. His name was Abraham. His mother, who never learned a word of English, called him in Russian, "Avrum."

When she called him in from playing in the neighborhood, she used his nickname: "Avrumkey!" The kids in the neighborhood didn't know what she was saying. To them, it sounded like "Rinkey!" She kept on calling him "Avrumkey." But Rinkey stuck.

When he was nine years old, he sold newspapers on a corner in downtown Birmingham. What he had to do to secure that corner is not known, but he brought money back to his family every night.

When they all moved to Nashville, he got another corner and kept on selling papers. Once, during this time, he fell off the back of a paper truck and injured his back. He didn't go to a doctor. His idea of medical treatment was to spend the night in the local steambath. So he developed chronic arthritis in his back, which caused him to bend over slightly when he walked. Nevertheless, he grew up, went to high school in Nashville, played on the basketball team and kept on selling newspapers. Rinkey Blumen stayed in the newspaper circulation business his entire life.

In the thirties, he became a route manager. He had paperboys working for him. I don't know exactly when, or how long, he did this, but somehow he became beloved by a whole generation of Nashville kids who grew up during the depression. Years later, when grown men would find out that I was Rinkey Blumen's son, they all had to tell me about how they carried a paper route for my daddy, back in the old days. One time, Richard Fulton, the Tennessee Congressman, told me that he used to carry a paper route for Rinkey Blumen. I guess he thought I would be impressed.

In the thirties, times were hard. A lot of people didn't have the price of a newspaper. During these lean times, Rinkey Blumen took advantage of other skills that he had learned on the street: he could count cards and he could calculate odds. So he got jobs in Nashville roadhouses, on the outskirts of town, dealing blackjack. He never gambled himself, because he knew that the odds favored the house. He worked for the house.

I know very little about the things he was doing, during this period, but he probably ran numbers, for a while. By that time, he was married with a family to support. I remember once, when we were living in a duplex on Granny White Pike, he came home after dark, pulled down the shades, and threw four thousand dollars, in small bills, out on the kitchen table for counting. Mamma didn't like that and she made him quit. Later on, he was glad he did, because several of his buddies got arrested and went to Federal prison for being in the numbers racket.

He never talked about his life much, but in later years he retained a keen interest in the football teams of colleges he never went to. I saw him, more than once, looking wistfully at football cards on saturday afternoons in the fall.

And he played solitaire all the time. In between games, he would shuffle the deck in a way that I have never seen anyone else do: he would start out, holding the deck in front of him with both hands, thumbs in front and fingers in back. With his left thumb, he would cut the deck precisely in two, separating it into two halves, grasping the top half in his left hand and the bottom half in his right. Then he would position each half-deck so that their corners were almost touching. His thumbs were in just the right position: he riffled both sets of cards simultaneously in a way that produced a very slight fluttering sound and the cards in the two half-decks interleaved in precise sequence at the corners. Finally, he would move the two halves together, with his hands, in one smooth motion, so that he ended with the cards united again into one deck, held in both his hands, exactly as he had started out. This allowed him to do several quick shuffles in succession. It was the most elegant set of moves I have ever seen.

Only once, did I get a glimpse of him in real action. I was twelve and he took me to the pool hall that is still halfway between the defunct Melrose theater, that is on one end of that stretch, and the Melrose Bowling Alley on the other end. I sat on a tall stool and watched him run a few balls by himself, just for fun. Then a couple of young slicks came in and watched him for a while. After a few minutes, one of them asked him if he would like to play a little game for money. My father said that he was just having a little fun by himself, but they encouraged him, saying that he was a better player than they were and he'd probably win. Finally, my old man took a five dollar bill from his pocket and put it on the table. The slick did the same and made a big deal out of letting the "older" man go first. My father broke, a ball went in and he took another shot, but missed. The slick then stepped up, with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, and ran a couple of balls off the table, before he missed. My father chalked his cue and then - holding the stick at its back end with just one hand, and resting the the tip end on the cushion of the table - he ran all the remaining balls in, while the slick looked on, with the cigarette still hanging out of his mouth. My father swept up the money, stepped quickly over to me, and said, "Let's go, son."

We went down to the bowling alley and had a couple of cokes from the fountain. He told me there that the best pool player he had ever seen was Willie Mosconi.

After he quit his evil ways, the newspaper business became my father's sole occupation. At that time, the top guy at the Newspaper Printing Corporation was a man named Joe Connor, the City Circulation Director, who held up his pants with galluses and always had a cigar in his mouth. He measured progress by how many people started taking the paper and how many stopped. Back then, Tennessee was solidly democratic, so the circulation of the Tennessean was always up, but that of the Banner was always down. Around that time, I wrote a short story called "The Devil and Joe Connor", about a man who would go to Hell for a Banner start. It tickled my father and he showed it to Joe Connor. I never heard what he thought about it.

Rinkey Blumen's ambition was to become the City Circulation Director, himself, some day. When Joe Connor died, he thought he had a chance, but the job was given to Cleo Barbee, instead. The top executive at the paper who made the decision was Walter Seigenthaler, who for years published the "Hambone" feature on the Tennessean's first page, under the name of "Seig". My father idolized the man, calling him "Mr. Seig". Seigenthaler explained that it was Cleo Barbee's turn for the job and that my father would have his time eventually. And, in time, it came to pass.

In his later years, Rinkey Blumen joined the Elks Club that was located next to the Andrew Jackson hotel on the square opposite the State Capitol. There he spent his spare time, playing hearts and gin rummy with his pals, where more than once, in the plush rooms on the second floor, he was heard to say with a flourish, "I have ginned on you, Averbush!"

12th Avenue South

Down on 12th Avenue South, near the park, there were a couple of places that my family and I went during the Stokes years. On one corner of this block I'm thinking about, there was Cayce's Restaurant, and on the other corner of the same block, there was Becker's Bakery.

We went out to eat, once or twice a month, at Cayce's. In the winter, we would get there just as it was getting dark, and, through the big plate glass window near the door, everything inside looked warm and bright. Up front, as you went in, there was a bar where you could get, mainly, beer. And I remember, on the walls, there were these dazzling advertising displays for Budweiser which showed pictures of sport fishing, but with cutouts and a light bulb turning behind, so that the display seemed to sparkle and move - the trout rose magically to the fisherman's fly.

Besides Cayce, who mostly presided over things from behind the bar, there were two waiters, one quiet and the other sharp with the banter, who worked there for years. We got to know them pretty well and they would always kid around with us kids.

When Cayce retired to a life of fishing, he gave the restaurant to the two waiters. They were thrilled to have an opportunity to run a restaurant of their own. We went there several times after they took over, but it wasn't the same - they always met us formally at the door and escorted us to our table with great finesse. There was no more kidding around. I liked them better when they were waiters.

Becker's Bakery was the best bakery in town. Quiet, smiling Mrs. Frensley became an institution there to several generations, both before and after us. Betty and I discovered, fairly early in our relationship, that we had Becker's in common. I liked the Petit Fours and she liked the little pink, green and yellow cookies, shaped like fleurettes, that weren't too sweet, but went all crumbly in your mouth.

Between Cayce's and Becker's Bakery, there was a gravel parking area with a small concrete building at the rear. This was where, during my later Hillsboro years, I used to pick up my papers to deliver on my paper route. I was the only paperboy there who wasn't from the neighborhood. I had to drive there. The other paperboys weren't sure what to make of me. I was quiet and so I didn't give them many clues about whether I had anything going for me or not.

Among themselves, they were a rowdy lot, always ganging up on one or another of their number and throwing him into the rain barrel, outside the building. They never tried to throw me in the barrel, not even in fun.

One time, I remember, one of the boys came up and handed me a small paper sack, while the others looked on. I didn't know that they had put some little whiz-bang device in the bag. I looked inside and the thing snapped up at me. I looked up and the guy who had given me the bag said to the others, "See? I told you!" I said, "What?" and the guy said, "I told them you wouldn't jump!"

Back then, I figured they thought I was the kind of guy who didn't jump. Today, I realize that they held me in respect because my father was Rinkey Blumen.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Roads' End

I told Betty about giving Roy Ackland a ride and what he said about wanting to go to Hollywood. I compared him to Charlton Heston and so we decided to call him "Royton Ackland" after that. Actually, we didn't talk about him all that much.

But, somehow, word came around that Royton had gotten himself in a movie, so we determined to go see it. It was called "The Alamo" with John Wayne. Roy didn't have a big part. In the credits (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053580/fullcredits#cast) , he is listed as "Ray Ackland", one of Travis' men. Travis had several men.

We went to the movie and searched for him. He was in one scene, near the end. He was the kid who blew the bugle. It wasn't much, but it was pretty exciting, because after that all hell broke loose.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Roads

What were we doing from April 2 to April 22, 1951?

I don't know. Memory doesn't work that way. There's no book that you can go to and open to 4/2/1951, to find out. You have to think of something close to it and then construct the memory with help from external signposts, like calendars. I remember that 1951 was the year of the Great Blizzard in Nashville. Betty remembers that she was in sixth grade when the blizzard hit. So, from April 2 to April 22, 1951, we were in sixth grade.

In New York City, during those same three weeks, Jack Kerouac, working like a crazy man, wrote out a whole novel that he had been thinking about for years. He got a lot of paper and taped the sheets together, end to end, so he could type without stopping to put new pages in. He typed it out in one long paragraph. When he got through, he wrote his friend, Neal, in San Francisco, and said: "I've telled all the road, now." He said the paper it was written on looked like a road, stretching out from his typewriter. He called his book "On the Road." It was about getting out and going somewhere - anywhere - without turning around or stopping.

We didn't know anything about that. But the idea of getting out and going somewhere caught people's fancies. It seemed a particularly American way of thinking in the fifties. You didn't have to be a beatnik to want to do it. Ran Pickell and Wally Wolfe got out one summer and biked across the country and got their pictures in the National Geographic. They were probably influenced more by Open Road for Boys than "On the Road."

Once, in the summer of our Junior year, my mother was driving down Hillsboro Road, near the Presbyterian Church, and I was in the car. At the corner of Hillsboro Road and Stokes Lane, she stopped to pick up a hitchhiker. It was Roy Ackland.

My mother asked him what he was going to do with his life. He said he was going to go to Hollywood and be a stuntman.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Annual Report

In March, 2006, I undertook this blog with no clear idea of what to make of it. For the first year, Betty and I were the only readers, and she didn't like it. But I kept doing it. Then reunion planning started up and I heard from Alice Ann. By then I had one real reader, and there were soon to be a few more. By any statistical measure, I am humbled by the experience. During the past month, I had twelve different readers, and the truth is, I'm tickled by that. That level of readership places us all securely in the long tail of human endeavors and I can't think of a better place to be.